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| LANDLESS PLAY COMPETITION! "SO BAD, IT'S GOOD!" |
PLAY TITLE: Deep Inside Oz
PLAYWRIGHT: Randy Gross
SIMON SHAKESPEARE SAYS: "I think the
Landless people have finally found what
something with no redeeming quality
whatsoever."
RANDY SHAKESPEARE SAYS: "Bring it on,
dawg."
PAULA SHAKESPEARE SAYS:
"AssMunchkins... heheheh... (alcoholic
drug-induced babble, etc.)"
Landless people have finally found what
something with no redeeming quality
whatsoever."
RANDY SHAKESPEARE SAYS: "Bring it on,
dawg."
PAULA SHAKESPEARE SAYS:
"AssMunchkins... heheheh... (alcoholic
drug-induced babble, etc.)"
"Somewhere under the ozone ... lies Kanzakian,
home to the not-so-innocent Dorothy. When she
and her talking parrot companion Toto get
yanked into an intergalactic worm hole, they
suddenly find themselves in Ozwood – land of
the AssMunchkins (yes, they really want to
munch on her ass) and Princess Good Laya. Told
that she can only achieve her dream of becoming
a porn star by visiting the Lizard of Ozwood,
Dorothy and her new friends Yodel (i.e., the
scarecrow – who wants the Force back),
CP10inch (i.e., the tin man – who wants a real
penis) and Chewbarnacle (i.e., the cowardly lion –
who wants a human voice) journey to the
Sapphire City, where the Lizard promptly informs
them they must wrest the coveted Death Star
Dildo from the dastardly (and very limp-wristed)
Varth Gaydar."
home to the not-so-innocent Dorothy. When she
and her talking parrot companion Toto get
yanked into an intergalactic worm hole, they
suddenly find themselves in Ozwood – land of
the AssMunchkins (yes, they really want to
munch on her ass) and Princess Good Laya. Told
that she can only achieve her dream of becoming
a porn star by visiting the Lizard of Ozwood,
Dorothy and her new friends Yodel (i.e., the
scarecrow – who wants the Force back),
CP10inch (i.e., the tin man – who wants a real
penis) and Chewbarnacle (i.e., the cowardly lion –
who wants a human voice) journey to the
Sapphire City, where the Lizard promptly informs
them they must wrest the coveted Death Star
Dildo from the dastardly (and very limp-wristed)
Varth Gaydar."
SAMPLE DIALOGUE:
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property of the competing playwrights, provided for the sole purpose of gathering
feedback for this contest. All rights reserved.
VARTH GAYDAR: Down on your knees, rust-box, and beg for your life!
CP10inch: Oh my, this is a real predicament. If I don’t get down on my knees, I may be a
goner. But if I do get down on my knees I’m destined to become Varth Gaydar’s love
bitch.
CHEWBARNACLE: Glooooooon-za, voooooom-va.
CP10inch: No, Chewbarnacle, bitch is not a good word.
TOTO: I suppose this is where I take matters into my own hands. Bombs away!
(sfx; plopping sounds)
VARTH GAYDAR: (upset) Bird poop! Bird poop! Get it off, please someone get it off!
CP10inch: Wow, you really did a job on his helmet.
VARTH GAYDAR: If someone doesn’t get me a couple of moist towlettes, I’m gonna melt,
right here on the spot!
DOROTHY: He’s really discombobulating.
VARTH GAYDAR: I’m like butter … look at me, I’m just like butter!
Note: All excerpts and other items posted on this website are the exclusive intellectual
property of the competing playwrights, provided for the sole purpose of gathering
feedback for this contest. All rights reserved.
VARTH GAYDAR: Down on your knees, rust-box, and beg for your life!
CP10inch: Oh my, this is a real predicament. If I don’t get down on my knees, I may be a
goner. But if I do get down on my knees I’m destined to become Varth Gaydar’s love
bitch.
CHEWBARNACLE: Glooooooon-za, voooooom-va.
CP10inch: No, Chewbarnacle, bitch is not a good word.
TOTO: I suppose this is where I take matters into my own hands. Bombs away!
(sfx; plopping sounds)
VARTH GAYDAR: (upset) Bird poop! Bird poop! Get it off, please someone get it off!
CP10inch: Wow, you really did a job on his helmet.
VARTH GAYDAR: If someone doesn’t get me a couple of moist towlettes, I’m gonna melt,
right here on the spot!
DOROTHY: He’s really discombobulating.
VARTH GAYDAR: I’m like butter … look at me, I’m just like butter!
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